From the Delivery Room, "I'll Never Have Sex With You
EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT CHILDBIRTH. THIS BOOK IS
REALITY, WITH BELLY LAUGHS.
Never Have Sex with You Again!" chronicles birthin' babies
like nothing ever before.
by moms, dads, OB/GYNS, labor nurses and the people next door,
its stories give new meaning to the phrase "up close and
personal." And many celebrities -- from Nikki Sixx to Faith
Hill, Lucy Lawless to Phyllis Diller, Erin Brockovich to Peggy
Noonan -- let
down their guard and prove that the delivery room is definitely
a no-spin zone.
birthing mom who watches helplessly as a sexy labor nurse tries
to seduce her husband.
mother-in-law/M.D. wanna-be who seizes the forceps and orders
the doctor to get the show on the road!
new dad who suffers a concussion during a crib-assembly mishap
and first glimpses his infant as he's being wheeled into the
woman who had to be knocked out cold by a baseball to discover
she was pregnant.
dad who misses his daughter's birth when he runs home to change
into a suit and tie.
woman in labor who discovers an old flame will administer her
epidural, and opts to tough it out -- sans anesthesia!
and hilarious, these 100-plus stories will thrill moms,
mothers-to-be or anyone even thinking about having a baby.
think that this is a perfect gift to give your birth partners so
you can both have a chuckle.
the authors for a reading and book signing around town:
June 12th, 8pm
Tales From the Delivery Room, "I'll Never Have Sex With